Notes from Napa

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

 

“YA’ LOOK LIKE A CHORUS GIRL

Those were the first words Mr. Carpy said--no--yelled at me. “Get your hands on your knees and look like a ball player.” He was over 70. I was 11. Scared the hell out of me. It was the 50’s. My first practice. We were the new folks in town. The only ones dumb enough to pay $1,000 an acre for 12 acres and a house 4 miles out past the dump in Conn Valley. Well, whaddya ya expect from city people? Rudy had sold us a drop calf for $30. We’d never seen a calf up close. Thought it was like a dog--named him Jupiter. Put him in the pasture and chained him up with a bowl of water nearby. City folks.

I thought I was one stud, left fielder. Where I came from, little leaguers had the cool stance--hands on hips, head cocked, just so. What was cool down there, didn’t play up here. It took me about 30 seconds to figure out I wasn’t making the rules--and my mean parents wouldn’t bail me out. How un-hip to force me to cope by myself!

Mr. Carpy hadn’t met Jupiter but no doubt he thought I knew as much about baseball as we knew about calves.

I think about those days as I attend the parents’ meetings and read the articles by today’s experts in child rearing and St. Helena’s youth.

Like many of you, we were not born here. We came because we liked what we saw--not to change it. Jim Pop insisted that since we were the outsiders, we had to conform to the local customs, and not vice versa.

So, my hands went from my hips to my knees--and two weeks later I got a baseball uniform, 3 sizes too big ,that had “Ray’s Place” stitched on the back, under a Martini glass. (No one knew from politically correct back then). I was on the bench, but made the team on my own. Have I ever felt more pride?

Too bad more of you didn’t know Jim Pop. You might have liked the way he thunk. Mr. Carpy sure did.